Daily Craziness

thenbhdofficial:

danascullys:
I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella
need me a freak like that

lynati:

nientedal:
frei-rancken:
optimysticals:
bert-and-ernie-are-gay:
look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead
But I get a thousand year nap out of it?
That’s not the intended use Sir
But I get a thousand year nap out of it???
One person’s bug is another person’s feature.

inkingblots:

Oretachi Majikou Destroy

systemshocker:

i’m dating an astrophysicist

maridiayachtclub:

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

trashboat:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:
marauders4evr:
THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
BONUS:
Bonus #2
Of course I had to show the best part:

huffylemon:

simonstuck493:

dennys:
college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.
we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory